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7. Berry Pickin'



A lifelong avid berrypicker, Fluffy was delighted to learn that many Gustavians, perhaps even the vast majority, also place great value in this pastime. In southeast Alaska, berrypicking isn't just for red-chinned children and muffin baking grandmothers. If the land gives you berries then you better make jam. ...And syrup, juice, pies, cobblers, you name it. Fluffy made up a list of Gustavus's edible wild berries and ordered them according to her opinion of their deliciousness:


1. Nagoonberry
An Alaskan preserves company once tried to market nagoonberry jam for the slim price of $40 a jar! While it seems absurd, anyone who tries to make their own nagoonberry jam knows a) how tedious a process it is; and b) how utterly scrumptious the results are! Nagoonberries grow on short plants -- about the same height as Fluffy -- and usually only produce one small berry per plant. The berries each have a stubbornly inverted hull that can be a real nuisance to remove.


2. Salmonberry
Plump, juicy, and in a rainbow of warm hues, these make a tasty, hydrating snack as well as a stylish hat for a very small rabbit.

3. Strawberry
Many grow by the beach and others in sunny meadows. They can be quite large for a wild variety -- up to about 1" -- and are full of sweetness. And slugs, quite often.

4. Thimbleberry
Not a common find, but these soft and delicate raspberry-like fruits taste deliciously tart and almost chocolatey.

5. Blueberry
While this is an all-time classic berry, the southeast Alaskan berries are notoriously dry, mealy and wormy. Most people opt to soak them in saltwater to lure out the worms before using them. This can be daunting...it's not rare for there to be at least one worm for every berry! These berries do make a nice jelly or syrup if boiled, squashed and then strained out.

6. Watermelon Berry (Twisted Stalk)
More of a trail snack then a bakin' and cannin' fruit. They can taste like a sweet watermelon, or a blander yet still refreshing cucumber. Don't confuse them with false solomon's seal or other poisonous plants!

7. Highbush Cranberry (Viburnum)
Many people find the raw fruits to be bitter, sour, or oddly pungent, but Fluffy thinks they're a good and tasty blast to the senses. Boiled, they can make a nice jelly or cranberry juice substitute. In the winter, they often remain clinging to branches and form little bites of sorbet for people and birds and Fluffy Bunnies.

8. Black Currant
Many people wouldn't bother with these miniature, tough, hairy fruits, but they can be a nice addition to jellies. However, some currents are better than others. Stink Currant, for instance, tastes like the name implies.

9. Bunchberry (Dwarf Dogwood)
Some folks don't recommend these for human consumption, but for Fluffy they're easy to pick, readily available, and pretty to look at.



After a summer of picking and freezing, Fluffy and some of her girl people friends put aside a couple days to dedicate to canning. They made Alaskan Four Berry Syrup, strawberry syrup, nagoonberry preserve, and blueberry syrup and jelly. Some batches proved more successful than others, but hopefully enough made it past quality control to become Christmas gifts for friends and family.

While berry picking is a seemingly lighthearted activity, it has its dark side: people can be very protective of their berry patches. Some patches, particularly of nagoonberries or introduced species like huckleberries and raspberries, are highly coveted and should not be encroached upon. That is, unless you want to make enemies quickly in a small, loose-lipped community. If someone invites you to pick with them at their secret spot, you should be highly flattered.

Fluffy just laughs at all of this. Animals can get away with all kinds of mischief, especially when they're only about 3" tall.

5. The Art of Homesteading Comes Naturally to a Rabbit


After the Costco cake reserves had been depleted (even the chunk allotted to the freezer), Fluffy and her friends were getting desperate for for some new sources of cheap food. They had all become sugar addicts and busily went to work baking and plumpening themselves. But after days of subsisting only on cookies, pies and cinnamon rolls, they began to remember the importance of maintaining a balanced diet. Fulfilling their gender roles, Fluffy's girl person friend had been reading up on wild edible plants and scavenging the beach, forest and fields for tasty tender greens, while her boy person friend had been fishing for salmon, trout and dolly varden in local rivers and streams.

Fluffy has a hard time harvesting wild greens for human consumption. To her, pretty much everything tastes great, and is perfectly safe. But her friends might make that "BLAEECH" face and get a bad tummy ache or rash later on. Fluffy also isn't much good at fishing. In Fluffy's hands, both ends of a fishing rod could look the same to a trout, and Fluffy would risk being mistaken for a plump, furry hand-tied fly or even a rotund grub.


While visiting the friendly owners of a bed and breakfast, Fluffy volunteered to help thin some of the crops in their garden (only after promising the owners repeatedly that she was not "just another Peter Rabbit"). She went to work yanking carrots, beets and rutabagas out of the ground to create straight and evenly-spaced rows. While she left the best looking root veggies in the soil, she couldn't help but notice how perfectly acceptable many of the rejected individuals appeared to the palate. And so, she bagged up hundreds of mini beets and carrots, called for help from her friend and headed home with a bounty of tasty bits to be added to soups, salads and even a Thai red curry. Small enough for a tiny rabbit, tasty enough for a hungry boy and girl!


4. Happy Birthday, Fluffy!

There's no such thing as discount food shopping in Gustavus, other than hunting and gathering. However, there is Costco, via plane or barge. The Juneau megastore supplies nearly everyone in Gustavus with their staples to the point where all cabinets and refrigerators look identical inside. Soon after arriving to Gustavus Fluffy's friends decided it would be wise to place their own Costco order. Flour, sugar, butter, cheese, craisins, pecans...cake? On the back side of the wholesale catalog was a sheet cake order form. A 9 lb cake (advertised to feed 48) was available for only $16.95! Considering that a single bag of Doritos costs over $6 in Gustavus (better not vacation here, Stephen Colbert!), this is veritably the best food deal in southeast Alaska, regardless of freight charges. Nutritious, perhaps not, but delicious without doubt. What occasion could there be to justify a 48 person cake?


Travel Fluffy Bunny's Birthday!

Her friends decided on the triple chocolate combo -- that is, chocolate cake with chocolate ganache frosting and a chocolate mousse center. And the theme? Amidst the vast options of soccer, skateboard, roses, baseball, dinosaurs, etc, they knew instantly that Fluffy would most appreciate the "Princess" theme. It did not disappoint!






The party didn't stop at the cake...because no party would be for Fluffy if there wasn't a DANCE PARTY! While her friends were feeling tired after a long day, Fluffy just kept on moving!